The World’s First
Publicly-Traded Comedian

What is BretCoin?

BretCoin is a cryptocurrency representing the current & future value for the comedian Bret Raybould.

Much like BitCoin, BretCoin will act as a storage of value for shareholders.

But unlike BitCoin, it is an ERC-20 token developed on the Ethereum blockchain. If that means nothing to you, just just know that it is crypto-speak for “legit-ass coin.” (not to be confused with legit ass-coin).

As with any cryptocurrency or stock, it will rise the more people that invest.

So, why should you invest?

Well, here’s why:

1) The Investment Opportunity of a Lifetime

Listen: this is a chance to build generational wealth for you and your family.

Buy BretCoin today and your great, great, great, great grandkids will thank you.

Read the bull case here.

2) Free Tickets

At BretCoin.org we’re excited to announce a policy of Shareholders Laugh Free™.

This means if I’m doing a headlining show in a city near you, you can come for free.

You scratch my back, I’ll do standup in front of yours.

3) The Chance To Be A Part of Something Big

This isn’t just about my financial success.

This is about our financial success.

Think of BretCoin like a new form of Patreon - except instead of merely giving money to a performer, you’re able to participate in the gains from their success, too.

Why just give someone $20 when you yourself can make $20 as well?

This is the pathos of BretCoin.

Plus, the money is going toward this project.

I don’t know where this financial experiment will go.

But I’m willing to bet the sun.

That’s right. Not the moon.

The sun.

Why?

Because the moon’s not ambitious enough.

See you there.

Bring your sunscreen.